Shopping Center

My way of walking was still as of a man, which my mother didn't like. Well, to be honest I was dragging my feet on our way out.

"Tim, can you stop dragging your feet?"

"Sorry, I usually do this."

"You are a mature woman now, you can't walk like that in my body, try to do it more femininely please."

"Yes, I will try."

I was getting the hang of it when we got to the car. When we got to the shopping centre we looked for an ATM. My mother took out some money and asked me what did I want to it. I have always liked ribs so when I said that I wanted ribs with BBQ sauce she looked a bit disgusted, but we still went for them.

We sat on some tables outside a restaurant. We asked for ribs, a beer (for my mother) and a soda (for me).

The ribs arrived and I was starving.

"You know Tim, these ribs will make me spend a lot of hours in the gym. But they will be worth it!" She said after basically swallowing the food. "Ribs never tasted this good."

Me, on the other hand, found them disgusting. I remembered their flavor different. I almost ate nothing.

Mom took a sip of her beer. "This tastes terribly."

"Well, I didn't like the ribs."

She looked at me with an idea. "Hey, try this beer."

I never really liked **** but I was willing to give it a shot.

"Not bad", I said. "Actually, it tastes very good!"

"Tim, did you know I hate ribs and I love beer?"

"Not really."

"It seems we also changed our preferences. That's why I found these ribs very tasty and you now like beer", She said, fascinated.

"Do you think we really swapped what we like?"

In that moment, the hottest woman in my school, Rachel Miller, passed by, and I couldn't contain my embarrassment so I tried to hide.

"What are you doing?" Asked mom.

"It's Rachel Miller! The hottest and most popular girl on the school!"

"I didn't know you were that shy with women. Why don't you just try to talk to her?"

"I have tried, but I always freeze..."

"Well, I have to admit you have a good taste. You know what? If you like her, you will get it."

"But how? I can't even talk to her."

"You don't have to do anything."

"What?"

"Open your eyes Tim. For the rest of the world, you are me and I am you. I will ask her out."

"Are you nuts? It's not that easy!"

"Come on, I've been a woman my whole life, you know. I know exactly what to tell her."

"If this goes well, you are officially the best mother ever."

After paying for our meal, we went after Rachel. She was with two of her friends.

"Okay Tim, wish me luck."

"And what will I do in the meantime?"

"Buy clothes. Here, you can have my credit card.", She said while pointing at a lingerie shop.

"What do I buy?"

"You are a man, you know exactly what does a woman sexy. Try everything you want to make me look hot and enjoy yourself."

She went after Rachel and I stood there, frozen by my nerves. Not even two minutes had passed when Rachel said goodbye to her friends and went together with my mother.

"Great!", I thought. She was the best.

I went into the store and I started looking at everything. There were lots of women. Tall, fat and some that really got my attention. I got distracted for a few minutes watching them when I remember why I was there.

I had no idea how to choose. I was surprised by the price tags, how something that looks like a string can be so expensive? Every bra costed as much as three shirts for me.

Not far from me, I heard a voice.

"Vanessa?"

I didn't pay attention, but I suddenly remembered that was my mother's name. I turned around.

"Vanessa! It's so nice to see you again!"

In front of me was a very attractive woman, she must have been 24 or something like that. White, blonde hair and medium sized breasts. She was wearing a white skirt that allowed me to see a pair of sexy, tanned legs.

Pretty nice, but I didn't know who she was. I had no idea how to proceed.

"Hey, hello there, how are you?

"Well, I actually need your help."

"My help? For what?"

"I can't decide if I should buy a red set, a green one or a white one!"

I could not stop staring at her. She saw I picked a black set for me.

"Oh no, that is not going to fit for you, you will suffocate" she said while pointing at my breasts. "Here, try this one."

I was just able to say yes to everything she said.

"Let's go try these together!"

My mind went numb. We went to the dressing rooms, which were empty, and full of mirrors. The woman started getting undressed and I started getting nervous, I couldn't believe what I was about to see. Her body was very fit, and she didn't have a single hair.

"What happens, Vanessa? You look very distracted today."

"Oh, it's nothing really."

How does she expect me NOT to be distracted? If she ever knew I was not my mother she surely faints.