Shit that you just DO NOT want to deal with right now...

You gather your yukata trying to breathe deeply before standing up leaning against a strange feeling wall counting to ten. You look up and you black and red eyes shoot wide open as you look past the invisible barrier your leaning against at a room full of strange soldiers with laser pointers perfectly trained on your heart. You turn around dumfoundedly seeing a small white human girl with black hair wearing a school uniform holding a cross while sitting on her heels. Looking down standing away from the wall you notice that your both in a summoning circle looking around realizing that the room your in is a school of some sort. You sit down im front of the girl with your legs crossed tucking your robes under you nonchalantly before leaning into the seemingly terrified girls shoulder whispering.

Ena: “who are you again?”

Megan: “m-m-muh-muh-megan

Ena: “ok ‘megan’ how do i get the fuck out of here without ripping the first soldier i see limb from limb in a frothing berserker rage because through no fault of your own i am actually one pompous comment away from shoving ten feet of demon steel up somones ass...”

Megan: “th-the-this is m-my final exam... im s-supposed to bind a familiar t-t-to me...”

Ena: “oh so that thing that other demons do where they get bound to the human realm for a century in some kind of deal?”

Megan: “yes?...”

Ena: “done! What are the terms?”

Megan: “really?”

Ena: “im trying REALLY hard to piss somone off right now and this is literally what happens when god decides to take a day off and demons start getting miracle by accident.”

Megan: “well then... d-don't kill or maim anyone unjustified and h-h-help me if i need it or ask?...”

Ena: “only if i get to do whatever i want the rest of the time!”

Megan: “...deal?”

Ena: “then i guess you passed...”

You bow as the circle drops and the soldiers exit the room in single file looking frustrated with the lack of crisis. You watch as the girl gets a peice of paper with an B on it and from the grin plastered on her face as she hugs you leaving you awkwardly holding your arms in the air in avoidance. You would say its safe to assume it doesnt mean “brainless” or “blockhead”.