Shit, if he spots my panties, he might get suspicious about which specific college girls are being irresponsible at the moment...

"And panties!" Fuck me. "Some girl is running around without any underwear on at all! Can you imagine?"

Who, me? Standing in front of you wearing nothing but a shirt? Holding a vibrator behind my back? "That's... wacky."

"Wacky indeed!" Wait... is that... is that a bulge in his... oh my...

"Some young girl, her tits just, just totally bared, her privates just, just open to the breeze!" Yes. That is definitely a bulge! Oh my!

"These underwear seem like they're still awfully warm for such a chilly night..." Oh no, he's caught me! What ever am I to do! Ha!

"For all we know, all she's wearing is a thin button up shirt!" These are hard to undo with one hand... "... with the top two buttons..." C'mon already! "... undone..."