Shift your spirit into Maria

You are a pretty Mexican woman, slim, athletic, with a firm chest and shoulder-length black hair named Maria Ortiz. Maria has a son, Fernando, in the 8th grade. Right now he's at the same middle school Brandon is. Your very rich ex pays enough alimony that you'll never need to work as long as he's alive and you don't remarry. You usually converse about once a month with Jessica. Jessica used to flirt with you a lot before she met her husband. The two of you even kissed once at a party in college.

"Hi, Jessica!" you say.

You stand in the aisle and make small talk with Jessica for a few minutes. At first she is confused as to how she got to the supermarket, but that quickly passes.