She find's it funny - and LAUGHS at you.

I love your feet, my wonderful sister.

That's it, your life is in the hands of your little sister now... You find yourself wishing you had a more positive relationship, all you're hoping now is that maybe in some weird way, this could start one... She texts back:

"OMFG. You're the fucking foot freak on my page?! Bro?!?! hahahaaa whaaaatt!!"

"Yeah... they're just really... alluring."

"pfffft haahha I KNOW. that's why they make me £5,000+ each month ahaha! And not even MY OLDER BROTHER. Who I thought HATED ME wants my toes! that's crazy!! hahaha"

"yeah they've been on my mind so much lately... I just HAD to do something..."

"Yeah - CLEARLY HAHA! You are fucking gross, but still this is funny! OMG what if this gets out.... You'd be ruined!"

"Yeah my... uhmmm Need to see your feet Katie... That kind of stopped me thinking straight..."

"Looooool. Moron. Also it's Goddess Katie. idc if you're my brother. I fucking OWN you now. DON'T I. Lil' ****! Hahahaaa!"

"Yes Goddess Katie. You own me now. What can I do for you...?"