Send this kid on his way

You tell him goodbye abruptly with a callous grin and spin him around by his shoulders. You pat his ass to get him moving and he jumps forward. He turns around in confusion but sees only the door to your office slamming in his face. You're sure you hear a "what the fuck was that?" through the door as he stomps off.

You walk back to the mirror to admire yourself. You can do much better than that guy. There is a knock at the door and you sit on the edge of your desk cross legged and await your next interview.