Seems smart.

“Okay fine, deal.” You say. He shakes your hand to settle it.

“All right then, bring that ass over here.” You stand up all sexy like and step over. He simply grabs your arm and with a yank you are standing in front of him. He turns you around, pulls down your men's undies, and puts his head up your blanket/dress. His fingers and tongue probe your asshole for half a minute at most before he simply sits you down on his cock, “Oh that's nice.” He says and wraps his arms around you, hugging you.

“Oh god, fuck me already.” You demand.

“Shhh.” His fingers cover your mouth. “My deal, I want to savor it.”

Twenty minutes later you can't help but say, ”Oh come on.” Your right hands fingers find your pussy and your left works your nipples and you manage to have a rather satisfying little orgasm. As for the log residing in your ass you come to the conclusion that these two idiots have no idea how to fuck. Sadly you eventually just ask, “Are you done yet?”

“Ya I suppose, you can suck it now.” He pulls out, grabs your head a little rougher than you'd like, and throat fucks you till he shoots a load in your belly. Finished he hands you the gun.

Inspecting it reveals it is a 7 shot .357 magnum, loaded with 2 rounds of .38 special, 3 of .357 magnum. The other 2 chambers have .32 acp ammo rattling around in them you know it can't possibly fire. “Hey you said fully loaded.”

“It is.” He says looking at you, his eyes just screaming, “Duuuuuuhhh.” You have a feeling he knows better but technically you decide he is sort of not lying.

“So what now?” You ask.

“Well Bart and I are going to Fort Macy's to sell some wires and salvage we found. You can come if you want. It's the biggest free city around. A nice boy like you can probably find some work or you can start scrounging like us.”

As you consider if it is safe to stay with these two it dawns on you, “Wait. You think I'm a boy?”

“Course you are. Girls have boobies.”

“Son of a bitch.” You mutter under your breath.