See the Man in the Yellow Suit

Gary walked over to the man in the yellow suit. As he got close the man looked at him.

“I see, you sir, have taken casual day a bit too far.”

“Casual day?”

“Yes, I for one, am not sporting my usual pocket watch. Casual.”

“Oh, I’m not from around here. I didn’t realize I was underdressed.”

“No problem, I’m Bob by the way. I always carry a spare suit. Anyway, it’s a good thing you didn’t talk to her.” He points at the brown haired young woman in gray. “She’s the most evil witch in the whole seven lands, Erin the gray. They say she bespells men, kidnaps them, and forces them to have sex with her! Who knows what might have happened to you.”

“Well…that’s…horrible?”

“Indeed! Here put this on.”

He hands you a powder blue suit.

As Gary put it on, he asked. “This is really the style? You’re not messing with me?”

“You really aren’t from around here. It is and I should know, I’m one of the Princesses men. See.” He pointed to the crest on his jacket. “

“Princesses men?”

“Yes, I’m part of her inner circle of advisors.” He beamed with obvious pride.

Gary began putting on the powder blue suit. At that point he decided, if this was a bad **** induced trip as he suspected, he needed counseling.

“There you look presentable! You probably don’t have anywhere to stay. Follow me. I’ll take to the castle.”

Gary followed the man. At the crest of the next hill he spotted a herd of unicorns grazing near the road. Behind them was an enormous rainbow. The road here was extremely sticky.

“Are they always this tame?”

“Tame? Oh, you mean the unicorns. They’re not nearly as tame as they look. Try climbing on one. If you aren’t a maiden and they’ll toss you off faster than you can say ‘I love you’.

Gary walked up the next hill and saw the castle. It was breathtaking. The were walls and spires and parapets, all built out of some sort of pink stone. Although Gary was certain some of the walls were just for show, it was truly impressive.

Though it looked close, it’s size was deceptive. It took Gary and his new friend, Bob nearly an hour to reach it.

If anything being this close made it more imposing.

Bob led Gary around a large pink wall and into the castle.

“This is the hall of advisors. We’ll go see the princess and get you some help.”

Bob swung open the door. About two hundred men all in pastel suits milled about the room.

“These men are all advisors?”

“Yes, these are the princesses men, her inner circle.”

Bob leads Gary through the throng. After a ten minute slog he reaches the throne.

Sitting on it was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was dressed in a shiny white dress that covered everything, but left little to the imagination. Her breasts were huge and perky her waist was thin. Her legs were long and crossed. Her blonde hair and blue eyes gave her face an angelic quality. She was flanked by her ladies in waiting. Each one was gorgeous in her own right, but each paled before the princess.

Gary followed Bob’s lead and knelt before her.

“Princess, I found this man on the green plains. He came here from far away by magic.”

The princess gave an excited girlish clap.

“That’s wonderful! His timing is perfect. I need a Minister of Magic to help the Minister of Archaeology, the Minister of Artifacts, and the Minister of Old Timey things on their dig. What is your name?”

“I’m Gary your highness.”

“Gary, how would you like to be my Minister of Magic?”

Gary was torn, he needed food and a place to stay, but he wanted to get home, unless of course this was a bad **** trip…