Seduce this kindred spirit!

You sneak into the room next to her. Despite her panic the hall door is closed and no sound comes through it, even still she focuses so intently on it that it takes her a moment to notice you have swiped back your manhood. In that moment you find the time to stick it to your bare crotch in hopes of reattaching it, and find success in this endeavor. She turns around to see your beautiful mostly nude and extremely excited form, seemingly appearing from nowhere. She blushes deeply, and almost yells, but stops herself while glancing at the door. Instead she tightly closes her legs and wraps her arms around her ample chest.

"Who the heck are you?" she whispers up at you. "I'm the owner of the penis you found." you respond, trying to avoid the subject of your thievery for fear it would freak her out. "That explains nothing! How did it even get here?! How did you even get here?!" As she attempts to call you out on your vagueries she gesticulates towards your penis with one hand, accidentally slapping it hard. It detaches in response, and flies...