Seduce him

"Aww, were you worried about me?" you say, mocking him. "I'm touched"

"Dude, fuck you, doesn't bother me if you were dead in here, I just need to piss real bad." he retorts, defensively.

"You look like you can barely stand up. You need someone to hold it for you?" you ask with a cheeky grin.

"Yeah right, fag, you'd need both hands" he says dismissively, apparently not believing your offer was genuine. He laughs, apropos of nothing, still struggling to stand up properly, "dude, get lost, I need to pee!" he pleads.

"Don't let me stop you." you say. He shrugs and shuffles over to the toilet, lowers his fly and fishes out his dick. After a moments fumbling, he finally manages to get himself loose and begins to urinate. He leans heavily against the wall, keeping himself up, his hips swaying side to side, sending splashes over the seat he failed to lift before starting. You catch a brief flash of his dick; his joke about two hands was an exaggeration, but it was impressive none the less. His stream slows and finally stops and he begin to shake himself dry.

"Two more shakes and you're playing with it" you say with a grin. He turns to look at you.

"You still here?" he asks. "Get lost!"

"Sure about that you ask?"