Screw Them Over

"You OK with your boyfriend being a foul-mouthed jerk?"

"Better than a pussy like you," said the girl.

Jack smiled.

"What's your deal, asshole?" asked the guy.

Jack froze time. He walked around the couple. "One step up from the trailer park, aren't you, prick?" he asked the guy with the chin strap beard. He removed the guy's pants and briefs and the girl's jeans and panties. He pulled the girl's panties up around the guy. They were bright blue cotton bikini cut and were very tight on the guy.

He put their jeans back on but left them around their ankles.

Jack restarted time.

It took a second for the couple to realize their jeans were down. "The fuck?" asked the guy as he bent down to pull up her jeans as his girlfriend did the same.

"Did you do this somehow, douche bag?" the guy asked.

"Big talk coming from a guy wearing his girlfriend's panties," said Jack. "But you love wearing your girlfriend's panties."

The guy looked like he was going to hit Jack but stopped then blushed then looked down. He was confused and embarrassed.

"Travis, is this true?" asked the girl.

"Yes, you don't mind your boyfriend wearing your panties," said Jack.

The girl looked confused.

"Why don't you show your girl your new fetish, pissing yourself in her panties," said Jack.

The guy froze like a deer in headlights as a wet spot appeared in his crotch.

"Travis?!" said the girl.

"What, this is turning you on. You love it when your boyfriend pisses your panties. You're craving licking his balls and dick clean right now, aren't you?"

The girl stared her boyfriend's crotch. She licked her lips.

"Now here is how it's going to be, you white trash ass wipes. Travis, you will let your hair grown down to your waist, but you will shave or wax off all of your body hair off including your eyebrows. Any body hair, even stubble, makes you itch, and wearing anything other than your girlfriend's tight panties makes your balls burn."

The humiliated guy just stood slack jawed as his girlfriend looked at him. "Travis, what's going on?"

"I don't know, Brandi," said Travis.

"Brandi," said Jack, "You will do the opposite. You will cut your hair into a high and tight military buzzcut and keep that hairstyle for ten years. If your hair grows longer than that, your scalp will itch and burn. Also you will not shave, cut, trim, or wax any other hair on your body - not your eyebrows, your armpits, your legs, or your pubic hair. Just let it all grow out."

Brandi looked shocked and humiliated.

"You two will get married, and every day when Travis gets home from work, he'll wet himself, and Brandi, you will lick his smooth balls and dick clean. Travis can't get an erection without a large black dildo up his ass, and you can't orgasm unless you have your piss soaked panties in your mouth when he fucks you."

The couple was besides themselves. All of this new info had been processed, but they were in still a state of disbelief this was their new lives.

"Tell you what," said Jack, "since I'm not a total asshole, after your ten year anniversary, you don't have to give in to those urges, but on the bright side, you only have to buy one set of underwear as you're sharing now. Brandi, only buy sexy or pretty panties from now on."

The couple looked defeated, and they walked off.

Jack whistled and walked on.