Scarlett Johansson: The Set Up

Your grin practically plastered to your face, you turn to a fresh page in the Rulebook and pick up your pencil. Deciding that you wanted all your bases covered, yo write 'The World' at the very top. Realizing that you need an excuse for collecting your celebrity harem, you mull over your options, before settling on what you think is a rather ingenious idea.

New Rule: Gerry Manheim is perceived as being the most successful and well-connected producer in all of the world. Anyone he contacts would be eager to meet with him for an appointment.

Giggling to yourself once again, you add another rule.

Old Rule: Gerry Manheim possesses an app on his phone that allows him to control all women who enter his home.

Checking your phone, you see that there is a new app there now. Bitch Remote. Pulling it up and skimming through the options, you can already tell that you are going to have some fun with it. You were almost tempted to

Scrolling through your phone, you see that your contacts list is much more substantial than before, just about every celebrity on the planet's contact information was on it now.

Quickly locating Johansson's email, you type up a quick message and send it to her.

'Hello Mrs. Johansson, this is Gerry Manheim. I believe that a star of your caliber should be working with the very best that the media world has to offer, and I humbly believe that is me. I would like to schedule an appointment with you to discuss our future together at your earliest convenience. You can contact me at this e-mail address.'

You suspect that it would probably be days before you heard back from her, but to your shock, her response comes less than half an hour later.

'Of course! I've actually been meaning to contact you myself, but you're so hard to get a hold of! I understand you prefer meeting at your home? How does noon tomorrow sound?'

You smile and send a reply.

'It sounds perfect. I look forward to seeing you then.'

And that was the god's honest truth. You WERE looking forward to your first meeting with Ms. Johansson. You had so many fun things planned just for her.