Say, "Well since you have that attitude, YOU AREN'T GOING OUT AT ALL!"

When you tell me I can't go out, my attitude changes from indignation to desperation. I tell you that there’s no way I’m staying home tonight, but I do it as if I'm pleading, "No! Oh no, please, not tonight. Please do not do this tonight." You ask, "What's so special about tonight?" I sort of act like I'm answering, but I don't really want to, starting but then trailing off, "Ughhh, there's just... this thing and... meeting somebody... really like... just... PLEASE not tonight, daddy, please!" You reiterate, "No. Learn to be more respectful, and maybe I'll let you go out next time."

This makes me launch into full-on hysterical begging, "NO! PLEASE, please! I'm sorry. Just please let me go. I will literally do anything. I'll clean the whole house, I'll strangle a fricking puppy I will suck your dick! Just please! Let me go tonight!"

You freeze up, shocked by what I just said in the heat of the moment. Not knowing what to say, you're suddenly silent. I'm about to resume begging, but then I notice how awkward you look all of a sudden.

I look at you curiously, getting a suspicious look in my eyes. I ask, "What was that?" You can't think of anything better to say than, "What?" I continue, "I don't know. Just... the way you reacted to what I said... you... You thought about it, didn't you?" When you're silent, I persist, "You did. Just for a second, you actually thought about letting me suck your dick, huh?"

You scoff, "What?! No!"

As I begin slinking closer to you, I suddenly have a seductive look about me, “Are you sure? ‘Cause, I mean… I was just yelling stuff to show how much it means to me that I get to go out tonight, but if doing that would really get you to let me leave…” I slip smoothly down into the floor, kneeling at your feet and putting my hands on your knees. I raise one eyebrow as I say, “…I’ll do it.”

Well there it is. The offer is officially on the table, daddy. I’ll give you a blowjob if you un-ground me and let me go out with my friends tonight.