Saving Christmas by volunteering to work as a Naked Santa!

“But sir, that can't be!” Guaria pleaded. “We haven't missed a single Christmas since 1919! Can't we look for a replacement-”

“Christmas is seconds away, Guaria. We can't find anyone on such short notice, even finding the missing reindeer will take hours. Unless…”

“Unless what sir? Please tell me! I won't let Christmas be ruined under my watch!”

“That's the spirit, but we'll need the help of our intruders as well. Here's a little secret. The sled is magical, so it doesn't need reindeer specifically. Just someone or something to pull it along, the machine does the rest of the job… So, how about we make a jolly deal? Want to make amends for breaking in and almost killing Santa Claus?”

“I don't like where this is going…” Kim said, gulping.

“Who goes there?” A young woman asked, waving her flashlight in the dark living room. What she found, defied belief. “Kim? What are you doing here?”

“Eeep!” Kim dropped the gift she was carrying and it rolled under the tree. That was one way to put it in place. “Jeanny! Shouldn’t you be in bed? It's late!”

Jeanny opened her mouth. Her beloved cousin was standing in her living room naked as the day she was born save for a red Christmas hat on her hair. Well, not quite naked. She was covered in a thin layer of soot and dust. “Kim?!? W-what's going on? Did you lose a bet? And why are you so dirty? Mom's going to flip when she finds your footprints on her nice clean carpet, it's like you climbed down…”

“Your chimney? Ugh, I did. Trust me, awful experience, I think I swallowed some grout. Don't know how the old man does it…”

“What?!”

“I mean, no. I'm not here! You are still sleeping and this is a dream. A dream you don't have to share with anyone, especially your parents. Isn't it past your bedtime? Don't you have to study for school or something?”

“Kim, I graduated from school last year. How old do you think I am? You are only like 5 years older than me!”

Kim approached her cousin and ruffled her black hair. “Oh, you are so cute when you act smart. Now, can you please unlock the front door? I have some other deliveries to make, and I really don't want to climb that spider-infested chimney again.”

Jeannie averted her gaze to the ground, not wanting to get a close-up of her cousin's tits. Maybe she was dreaming, cause she never saw Kim act so weird. Why was she playing Santa Claus? She definitely must have lost a bet.

With silent resignation, Jeannie opened her front door and gestured at her cousin to get out of her house. “T-thanks! Remember, this never happened, but please don't tell your dad.”

“That will depend on the quality of the gift you left me, miss Claus.”

Kim scurried out of the house like a scared mouse running out of the kitchen. “Ah cold!” she hurried her steps once her bare feet found the snow.

Her trusty sled was parked just down the street, with two women standing in front of it. Harako and Guaria were busy dancing in place and rubbing their arms in what looked like an ancient dance for warmth. Like Kim, they hadn't had time to get some clothes before embarking on their Christmas adventure, but they had traded their hats for even more ridiculous antlers.

Kim awkwardly climbed the seat. One down, thousands more to go. Her and her big mouth. To make matters worse, little Jeannie had seen her nude, like pretty much everyone else that night. How was the old man able to do this stealthily? Kim could have sworn that she was spotted in literally every house she visited save for the one with the blind kid.

Turns out, people don't buy the whole Santa schtick when they see a naked girl breaking in. More often than not they thought she was a drunk party girl stumbling back home. She had been chased out of pretty much every other house so far.

Maybe she was wrong, it would have been better to draw the smaller lot and get stuck as a fake reindeer.

Was it more degrading? Sure. More tiring? Also true. But at least not as many people would have seen her tits that night. They didn't have to deal with awfully dusty and insect-infested chinmeys either. Maybe she would ask Harako to switch with her later if her heart rate didn't manage to slow down. Kim yanked the reins. “Hip hip!”

The reindeer were wearing a harness on their torso that was tied to the sled but covered nothing of note. Harako was kicking snow out of her feet while Guaria was blowing her breath into her mouth, both actions were interrupted by the pull of the rope.

“Oww!”

“…Ouch! Gently please!”

“Sorry, I might have held back for my bestie, but apparently she is not here.”

The sled began to slowly move down the street as the two naked girls dragged it along. They soon picked up unnatural speed. The whole ensemble took flight and disappeared into the chilly night sky.

Jeannie rubbed her eyes to double-check if they were working right. Huh, maybe magic was real after all. Was this the new job that her cousin was too embarrassed to talk about? Slutty Santa?

Well, she seemed on her way to make her name the new Christmas legend. A naked, chilly, and squirming legend, but that was her Kim all right.