Saved at the last moment

You stand there staring at your girlfriend's mom trying to get your head around the words that just came out of her mouth; anal sex? Your girlfriend's mom wants to know how many times you have butt fucked? You feel like you have just entered bizzaro world.

The look on your face must have been strange because Marie said, "Come on now boy it's not that hard of a question. I just want to know what my daughter is getting herself into. Mary is a little.., well a little shall we say inexperienced. I don't want her getting shocked or having a bad experience her first time."

Your head continues to spin, is she trying to say that Mary is a virgin? You stare at Marie and you realize that she is really a pretty woman, dark hair like her daughter, and she is small, barely over five foot tall, but very fit looking. Her tits are good sized and look nice and firm even for a woman her age. You can see her nipples poking out through the blouse that she is wearing. You wonder if she is getting turned on somehow by this conversation. Then you realize that she is still waiting for you to say something, to say anything. You start to talk, "Well Mrs. Shelly I don't really know how to answer…"

Suddenly you hear Mary say, "John, Mom where are you guys."

You start guiltily even though you don't have anything to feel guilty about. Marie answers Mary, "We are in here dear I was just showing him some of your baby pictures. You realize that the whole wall in the bedroom is covered with pictures of Mary. You see a picture of Marie when she was in her twenties when Mary was a baby and realize that she looks very much like Mary does now. This could get really weird you realize, and you follow Marie back out to where Mary and her father are waiting with the dessert that they have prepared.

You sit back down and listen with half your mind for the next half an hour while you try and figure out if Mary is part of her mother's weirdness, or if her mother is just weird on her own. Mary says to you as dessert is finished, "You feel like a movie tonight John. We can watch it in the basement; my dad has just about every movie ever down there."

"That sounds fine with me you answer her and the two of you clear the dishes off to the kitchen. As you are heading downstairs with Mary you hear her mother say, "No hanky panky down there you two. I might just pop in and check on you."

"Don't you dare mother, I am a mature woman, I don't need you peeping on me," Mary yells back up at her. Mary selects a nice chick flick, something about a hopeless guy, a pretty girl, and their struggles to overcome the guy's being an idiot most of the time. You don't pay much attention you have other ideas, namely getting your hands on Mary's body.