Salma Hayek for Mexico

I watched as Salma Hayek approached my throne. The naked,pregnant Melania and Ivanka were clinging to my arms,occasionally kissing my cheeks or fingering themselves.

"Hello,Salma." I said,grinning.

"Um,hello,Your Majesty," Salma swallowed nervously.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here." I said. She nodded.

"Well,being Emperor of the whole world is exhausting,so I figure that I need mini-emperors,if you will,to run other countries. I believe all countries need American influence,which is why I've asked some of your celebrity colleagues to aid me. I want you to be queen of Mexico."

"M-Mexico?" Salma asked.

"Did I stutter?"

"N-no,Your Majesty,its just,well,my family and livelyhood,all of it is here in America. And Mexico is pretty far,and I..."

"Oh,don't worry about all that stuff,Ms. Hayek," I said. "I'll take care of it."

"Umm,but I hardly think I qualify...."

"Salma,I order you to agree to become queen of Mexico. I order you to forget your husband,and I order you to see what a great honor this is."

"Oh,forgive me,Your Majesty," Salma smiled. "I didn't realize how generous your offer was. I accept."

"Thought you would." I said. "Now,I'll just need to break you in..."

I grabbed the stone. "I wish that Salma Hayek could only speak fluent Spanish,but still understand English. I wish she only dressed in revealing clothes and was horny all the time. I wish that she was a bimbo who only desired sex."

Salma's outfit changed to a blue bikini that left all of her cleavage exposed and barely covered her pussy.

"Hola,Salma," I said. "Ready to rule over Mexico?"

She nodded. "Sí, Su Majestad. Gobernaré con puño de hierro y tendré sexo con todos los hombres sexys."

"I have no clue what you just said." I made another wish. "I wish that I understood Spanish."

I buzzed in on the intercom. "Say,Jeeves. How about driving Queen Hayek to her new kingdom of Mexico."

"Yes sir,"a British voice answered.

"Enjoy your flight,my Queen. Oh,and I expect you to be present for the first Council of Kingdoms meeting next week. Understood?"

Salma nodded. "Sí,Señor."

Jeeves,my butler and chauffer,came and escorted the new queen out. My first new ruler was a success. And my next was on the way.