Ruin a friendship

"Let me get some drinks," you tell Nicki. "I have to pee first. Make yourself at home."

"Thanks, girl."

You go into Ariana's master bedroom and find a bottle of prescription sleeping pills. You take two and go into the kitchen. You grind up the pills and dissolve them in a glass of red wine. You take the glass and a glass for yourself into the living room. You had Nicki her glass. "Cheers!"

You two clink glasses and watch Nicki sip her wine. When she passes out, you plan to humiliate her and put it online, thereby killing two birds with one stone: ending one of Ariana's friendships and making her look like a mean immature bitch.

"So, what's up?" asked Nicki. "How's this been on you?"

"Oh my god! I was so horny the other day, I seduced and fucked a random guy I saw jogging down the street. I got crabs!"

"Girl, you don't need to be fucking no strangers like that. You Ariana Grande!"

"I know, but I broke my vibrator after fucking myself up the ass with it!"

Nicki looks at Ariana like she's insane.