Round 7: I lose

Kyle started the round off with a 3. He asked Jess, “What’s your favorite sexual position?”

Jess responded, “Missionary with the lights off and my eyes closed.”

Kyle was disappointed with her answer, “Take a shot.” She really did not want to encourage Kyle’s flirting. She wasn’t a fan of how he treated Carol.

Jess took the shot. At this rate Jess and I were going to finish the bottle and pass out.

Jordan rolled a 3. She asked me, “If Meg was drunk, and wanted to have sex with you, would you?”

I answered, “I wouldn’t want to take her virginity if she was really drunk.”

Jordan said, “That’s a lie. You’re telling me that if this gorgeous 19 year begged to be fucked tonight, you wouldn’t because she’s had a few shots. Take another drink buddy!”

I wanted to believe what I said was true. But if I was drunk and horny too, I probably would have had sex with Meg if she asked.

I said to Jordan, “Don’t buddy me, pal!” I took the shot, and I was well on my way to wasted.

Jess rolled a 1. She took the shot and shook the bottle. “I think there’s only a couple left.” I was shocked at how cognizant she was after all these shots so quickly. The bottle was coming around fast, since we lost 3 people.

I rolled a 5. I lost the game and the other three players lost their shit yelling and cheering. It was the best losing experience ever. I don’t think anyone has ever been so excited to see me naked. Not even Monica.

I said, “Cool your jets, and watch your eyes. My thighs are blinding white.” I pull my boxer briefs off and the girls whoop and clap. I was standing up and my dick was eye level with Meg inches from her face. She turned bright red.

Jordan pointed it out, “Oh my god look at Meg! She’s so embarrassed. It’s so cute!”

Jess said, “Sit down and get your big dick out of my little sister’s innocent face.”