Round 5 cont. Carol stays

Carol says, “I’ll just hang out here. I’m going to put on my shirt though. Say goodbye to my big titties.” I was still worried about her, but since she stayed I was able to keep an eye on her.

Jordan kept it going and rolled a 1. “It’s sad that I’m now thankful for a shot of this awful vodka instead of stripping.” She took the shot and passed the die.

Brent rolled a 1. He took his second shot.

Jess rolled a 1. She gulps down the gross vodka without blinking. She really impressed me most of that night with how she handled that vodka.

Meg rolled a 6. She took off a sandal. She was lucky. I think she had on the most items of clothing that night. I knew she would have been mortified to show any skin. All the hooking up we had done had been in the dark. I hadn’t even gotten a good view of her naked boobs yet: just shadows. But hey I had felt them, and they were nice. And feeling is better than seeing, said the blind man to the handless man.

It was my turn. I rolled a 6. I just stared at it. I couldn’t fucking believe it. The room erupted like I hit the game winning shot to send us to the Final Four. Everyone was on their feet, jumping up and down screaming. Kyle was shaking and spraying his beer at me. I had to wait for everyone to settle down. It was fucking madness.

I stood up and told everyone to sit down in their previous spots. Before I pulled my boxer briefs off, I gave a disclaimer, “Please watch your eyes, you may be blinded by my styrofoam colored thighs.” I had a ridiculous tan line from that summer. I pulled my underwear off and threw them at Kyle. Everyone howled and Whoo’d. They were such great sports. I wasn’t even embarrassed. I was feeling the **** but the atmosphere was so welcoming. Kyle and Brent even gave me high fives.

Jordan said, “I can’t believe you did it. Good job Chandler.

“Bravo Chandler,” Jess said grinning. “I knew you were fucking lying.”

Meg got really shy and tried really hard to always maintain eye contact with me. So I was out of the game, I just had to wait for when I had to jump in the lake. I was excited to see who was going to join me.