Rob a bank.

You stand nervously in line at the First Palms bank. You're starting to sweat when you get closer to the till. Once it's your turn you slip a note to the teller, and pretend like you have a gun. The teller's eyes light up, and she fills a bag with cash.

"That's good!" You say noticing the other tellers looking worried at you. She hands you the bag, and you begin to walk out when a security guard jumps you from the side, and tackles you. You go to prison.