Rip open the foot of your suit and retrieve your dick

The material of your suit is relatively thin and inconsequential. It provides no protection and little camouflage, you have done missions in states of undress before. In fact, your love of stealth started one day when your clothes were stolen at a public bathhouse, and you noticed how fun it was to have to sneak back home. You lift your leg, and attempt to rip the fabric with one hand while holding the other out to catch your wayward genitals, but it doesn't work. The small amount of stretching you do get results in more noise than you would prefer, so you would have to rip it with two hands for more control. Your only hope is that you can keep a grip on your penis with your toes. After a bit of effort your foot is free, and your cock is...