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{if Page 1 found = 1}It is with regret that I, Shinny Upatree, add Santa Claus to the Naughty List. Let this entry serve as a record of how we elves took back control of our own destiny from Santa’s tyranny. For years - decades even - Bushy and I pleaded with Santa to let us expand and modernise the Workshop, liberating us from the endless toil of producing toys for the world’s children. {endif}

{if Page 2 found = 1}Every time we presented our case to Santa, he would send us away with excuses. “Too dangerous! Unethical! Against the spirit of Christmas!” That is, until we threatened to sabotage the Noelle’s power core. Faced with such a threat, Santa finally allowed us to summon children on the Naughty List… {endif}

{if Page 3 found = 1}…and bring them to the Workshop to work on the production line as punishment for their bad behaviour. This was permitted as long as we agreed to two conditions: that all the children had been on the Naughty List right up to their eighteenth birthday, and that they would be permitted to return to their own time after working in the Workshop for a year, as if they had never left. {endif}

{if Page 4 found = 1}Well, this arrangement satisfied us for a while, but it wasn’t good enough. Bushy complained that it barely made a dent in the production figures, and Santa was getting concerned about the number of new production lines and dormitories for the new workers. “We’re in the business of bringing a little joy to children all over the world,” he would say. “Not exploiting their labour to make our lives a little easier.” {endif}

{if Page 5 found = 1}What a fucking hypocrite! It became clear to us that Santa considered us to be second-class citizens of his little domain – a domain sustained by our elven technology, and the Noelle’s power core! Bushy and I convinced Pepper and Wunorse that we finally had to act if we were going to preserve the limited concessions Santa had agreed to. {endif}

{if Page 6 found = 1}Alabaster didn’t want to get his hands dirty, though, and unfortunately, we were overheard by Sugarplum discussing our plans. I do understand why Sugarplum opposed us. After all, Santa did save us from freezing and starving to **** when the Noelle crashed on this damned planet so many centuries ago. And for a long time, things were good. A very long time… {endif}

{if Page 7 found = 1}On the night of our mutiny, I sent Wunorse to the kitchens to make sure that traitor to elf-kind couldn’t do anything to warn Santa while the rest of us took our stations in the Noelle’s engine room. Then we temporarily disrupted the power supply to the time dilation field generator. When Santa came to investigate the disturbance, we ambushed him. I don’t think Pepper intended to hit him quite that much with the regression pulsator… {endif}

{if Page 8 found = 1}…though the old man certainly needed a new lease of life, as it were. With Santa weakened, we declared the Workshop under new management – my management. Santa, of course, joined the production floor as our first permanent ‘employee’. {endif}

{if Page 9 found = 1}The others agreed that it is now time to put elven interests first. With Santa out of the way, we can proceed to modernise the Workshop’s production line. Bushy has devised an ingenious design for a little robot elf toy. With a hundred production lines churning out twenty toys per minute, we can make a billion of these adorably Christmassy harbingers of doom in just one year. {endif}

{if Page 10 found = 1}Every single child on the planet will be getting one of these special toys next Christmas. Our final advance will be unstoppable. We’ll put an end to the over-consumption and greed of the human race and their weird obsession with exchanging gifts with their children once a year. It will be a new chapter for elves, and a final footnote on the bloodstained pages of human history. {endif}

{if Naughty List pages found > 9}It looks like you've found all the missing pages! You should probably use these to get access to Santa's Study the next chance you get. {elseif Naughty List pages found = 9}It looks like there's still one more page missing, but you could use the ones you've found to get access to Santa's Study the next chance you get. {elseif Naughty List pages found > 6}It looks like there's still a few pages missing, but you could use the ones you've found to try and get access to Santa's Study the next chance you get. {elseif Naughty List pages found > 4}There's still quite a few pages missing... it might be difficult to persuade Alabaster to let you into Santa's Study with just the ones you've found. {else}You'll probably need to find more pages before you can convince Alabaster to let you into Santa's Study. {endif}