Retaliation? No. Consequences? Maybe.

Standing slowly, I glared down at the smug smile on Joy's face. I thought about flicking her in the face, but I really didn't want to experience that kind of pain...yet. I paced the floor completely ignoring the fact that I was missing class. I needed to take care of this "problem" first. I couldn't just continue to live my normally with a "fairy" in place of my penis. For one thing, it would make using the restroom rather difficult. I paused at that thought and looked down at my crotch squatter. I realized she hadn't even talked about THAT issue.

"So what happens when I have to pee? You gonna just open your mouth for me?"

She didn't lose a beat or that irritating smile as she said "Who said you get to pee?"

"So...I no longer can pee? Is that what you are saying?"

"Hehe. Basically."

"So, not only are you on the wrong crotch, you are going to give me a bladder infection by not letting me pee? Wow. You really are a dick."

The last was accompanied by a tight-lipped expression to show I was more than annoyed her presence where my favorite body part once was. She just giggled up at me as if I had just told a joke.

"Duh. Though, if you just accept your fate, maybe I'll go away. Don't count on it, though."

As she had been giggling and talking, I had an insight. I walked over to the nightstand and pulled open the drawer. Reaching in, I pulled out the small box I had held onto for the last 5 years. I opened it and smiled down at the object inside. It had been a birthday present from a friend. At the time, I had thought it a joke as he had claimed it was a magic wishing coin. I had laughed good-naturedly but accepted it as a token of our friendship. He was always giving me weird shit like that. It was just who he was. I now thought maybe he hadn't been so crazy. After all, there was a "fairy" growing out of my groin where my dick was supposed to be. i gripped the coin tightly and, following my friend's instructions, made a wish.

"What the hell are you doing? Stop ignoring me. Hello?"

I looked down at her and smiled.

"What? Did you just...?"

"Bye, crazy crotch lady. You won't bother me any more."

"What are you talking about? You are stuck with, bud."

"Not any more."

A moment later and I watched as she began to fade away. It took only a few seconds, a minute at most for her to be replaced with my penis. I smiled and then realized the next part of my wish was probably going to come true too. I stepped back a few step and waited. Sure enough. A few seconds later my older sister appeared in front of me with a shocked look on her face. The look grew when she looked down and saw my penis instead of Joy.

"What's wrong, sis? Looking for something...or should I say someone?"

"What the f...?"

She paused and tried to cover her emotions, but it was too late. I had already seen the look on her face. Looking at me, she switched to older bitch mode and glared.

"Oh did your little '****' not work out like you thought it would? You must have forgotten my present from five years ago. My little magic coin." The look on her face was priceless. "Yeah. I used it to return the favor. Also, did you really think I wouldn't figure out it was you who did that to me? You are the only person who ever called me Kenny. Not very smart using that as my name for your little spell."

Before I could saying anything more, a loud pop could be heard and we both looked down at HER groin. Instead of a clit above her pussy, there was a buff man's torso. He was positioned just like Joy had been. I felt myself beginning to get hard at the sight of his chiseled body. Frankly, I didn't care if it was residue from Joy or some deep desire of my own. Right now, i was more concerned with my sister's punishment.

"Kennedy, your wish has been granted. From this day forth, your sister shall have me growing from her groin. Additionally, the fairy known to you as Joy has been disciplined for her unauthorized use of her magic. All of those she brought vengeance upon throughout your family's history have been restored where appropriate. Joy has been stripped of her magic and **** from our society. She will be **** to live in exile for the remainder of her days on this plane."

He turned his attention to my sister.

"You, bringer of ill will , shall henceforth be branded with your misdeed and punished with my presence. You shall no longer posses your feminine organ nor shall you be absent my voice. Others will know of your misdeeds and shun you accordingly."

I smiled at my "evil" sister and bowed to the tiny man on her groin.

"Thank you for your swift actions today."

"Twas my pleasure good sir."

With that, my sister and her "crotch goblin" vanished. It was well passed time for class so I had to figure out what to do with the rest of my day.