Resident Advisor

You chose the Resident Advisor job. It sounded like you just got to hang out in your room all day while women came to you for help. "John, I think you will make a wonderful advisor. Let's get you acclimated to the school.

June began giving you a tour of the campus. Everywhere you went you saw beautiful women preparing for the coming school year. When they saw you they would often wave, point at you and smile, or give you a look that made you feel like the best looking guy in the world.

Soon you and June stopped in front of a large conference room. You both entered to a room full of older women who were applauding. You took a seat at one end of the table while June took a seat at the other.

"Board members, please meet John Doe. Our new resident advisor." The clapping got louder; the board members eventually gave you a standing ovation. "I brought John in here for two reasons. First, I wanted to introduce you to the man that is creating history here at Bellsville College. Second, I wanted you all to be present as I read him the rules."

"John, we have a few rules for your position. They are:"

1. You may congregate with and experience and woman within the dorms.

2. You may ask them to perform or perform onto them anything that you feel they should know in order to be a good wife.

3. You may not do anything to them that will permanently injure them.

4. You may reject any request you wish without having to provide a reason.

Once June finished you audibly said "I agree". The crowd began clapping again as you and June exited the room. Soon she led you to the dorms.

The dorms were a series of large towers, each with 10 floors. The front doors opened to a large marble lobby. There was a front desk on one side with an escalator and stairs on the other. June led you to the top floor. As you made your way down the hall you saw the heads of various students peaking out from their doors. Your arrival was apparently a big deal.