Really...really bad.

...the lights go off, and a giant screen lowers from above. "In fact, we're so proud of little Brent here, that we've put together a video presentation for all of you. I hope you like it." Rick steps back to where the microphone can't hear him, and whispers in your ear. "By the way, the AV nerds basically do whatever we say, and I got them to hack your laptop camera, enjoy."

You are confused, but there isn't much time for that before the image of your dorm room as seen from the foot of your bed pops onto the projector. You see yourself step into frame, and have a seat in front of the camera, seemingly scrolling through some things, before standing up, and having a seat on your bed, directly in front of the camera. Suddenly, you realize what this is a video of, and start searching frantically for Rick so you can stop it, but he's nowhere to be found.

You can only watch in horror, as the video shows you taking off your shirt, sending confused murmurs through the crowd. The video version of you then pulls down his shorts and boxers, revealing a tiny, but fully erect penis. The crowd immediately cheers, and starts laughing, which gets even louder, as the video shows you beginning to stroke your little boner with your thumb and forefinger. You can now hear isolated voices from the crowd. "It's fucking tiny." "What a perv!" "It doesn't even fill his whole hand!" "He's got a little baby boner!"

You can only stand there in utter humiliation, as the giant crowd in front of you begins chanting "Ba-by bo-ner!" and clapping. You look over to Ms. Victoria on the side of the stage for help, but here eyes are locked on the video of you stroking your embarrassingly small cock, a sadistic grin on one side of her lips.

The crowd doesn't have long to chant, as the video shows you laying back, and finishing within thirty seconds. Somehow, this makes it even worse. "Oh my god! He didn't even last a minute! What a fucking loser!" You hear from the crowd. Suddenly, the video stops, and the lights go up, revealing your bright red face to the crowd, as they cheer wildly. Rick reappears, running up to the podium.

"Let's give it up for our third string quarterback, Brent 'Baby boner' Wheelock!"