Queen Guinevere

KAPOW! You find yourself in a medieval castle, wearing medieval attire. In this perticular setting, it's a bedchamber with draperies, a REALLY big bed, a half-naked queen, some chairs, a ta-... half-naked queen? Your jaw drops at the beauty of this royal wench. King Arthur sure knows how to pick em. She gazes at you with equal shock.

You step forward and quickly think of an excuse, "umm... I work... for... Merlin. Yeah, he was just testing out a... new spell. So that's why I'm... here". It takes awhile, but she nods slowly, sort of understanding what you babbled to her. "I thinkest it would seem thine spell has affected thy speech", she says to you. You simply shrug, "I... guess so".

Suddenly the door opens, and a burly knight steps in, "pardon my intrusion queen Guinevere, I hath come to recieveth mine daily oral pleasure from thee", then he sees you and says, "oh, forgive me my queen. For I did not know that your were still... busy with this young sir". So... it would appear that the 'pure' queen Guinevere was the castle slut. This could be interesting.