Putting the ho in hospital

I had to fuck random nurses, I just had to. To make sure it worked out like I planned, I covered my bases, getting on the intercom once more.

"This is a reminder: I, Flynn Robert, am allowed to do anything sexual in the hospital without anyone minding when I do."

Everything set up how I wanted it, I got so hard just thinking about what I was going to do. The only thing stopping me from plunging my throbbing erection into someone at that point was the burden of choice. So many options I didn't know where to start. After wandering the halls someone tapped my shoulder.

"Excuse me sir, do have business here?"

A shiver went down my spine from that voice. Childhood memories of a shrill, kid-hating nurse with an icy glare. My first utterance of bitch was under my breath to describe her. My default way of avoiding her was to not look like I was having fun around this hospital. I turned around and bowed my head out of **** of habit.

"I'm looking for someone, Ms. Katherina."

She's old enough now that she's got to be on the verge of menopause, but has held up well, a younger me would say she did so out of spite. Her figure was a tad lanky but it's not fair to compare her to the women I've been with. Her hair was always silver, so the graying was hardly noticeable. having the rare luxury of looking without fear of reprimand, I could tell she was B-cup at best. Her looks were theoretically passable, but I never saw her make an expression that I wanted to see. Even at that point, it was one of unamused indifference, like I was taking up her precious space and time.

"Are you looking for a specific person or do you need someone for a specific task, because I keep my nurses busy around here, so let me handle it for efficiency's sake."

Then, I had a unique urge to fulfill. I was going to get my enjoyment more from screwing with someone than from fucking them.

"Well, I do need someone to take care of this down here. It gets like this around sexy nurses, but if they're busy, you'll have to do. So I will let you handle the task of being my sex toy."

"So then will you use my mouth first? It will take more time to remove my pantyhose, then my panties, so I would recommend starting with a blowjob."

She actually got on her knees and got to work fishing out my cock. You know that feeling you get when you're thrilled getting away with something, but you feel chills because subconsciously you're afraid of getting caught? I never had it harder than when she had her lips around my cock right there in the hallway, and a nurse with someone in a wheelchair had to go around us.

"It would go faster if you changed your expression, like lustful, or even cheerful, something to show me you enjoy sucking cock."

Her rolled her eyes at me and just sped up her pace. This bitch actually rolled her eyes and didn't even try changing her expression, just physically going faster to go faster. It was on. I held her head and violated her throat. She was gagging so much I was worried she would puke, but more out of concern for me and the mess. Her eyes rolled back for a different reason, and she made a strange face. I pulled out and her eyes stayed rolled back and her tongue hung out lazily.

"Did you like that, bitch?"

"I-I don't know what I felt. The loss of breath, the **** of my throat, the disregard for me as you rammed into it like a beast. I want more. Use me more."

And just like that, I stumbled upon masochistic tendencies in the last person I'd expect to find them in.

"This isn't about what you want. I came here to cum, and I want pussy."

I ripped open her pantyhose and pushed aside her panties, to finger her already wet pussy.

"Yes, most efficient and degrading. I should warn you though, it's the most dangerous day of my cycle. If you cum inside, there's a strong possibility I could get pregnant, and I don't want to deal with children."

"In so many ways, fuck you!"

She was surprisingly tight, and her expression contorted as she was failing to hold in the pleasure. I doubt she's had much sex in ages, so she must have felt like a virgin all over again, but she wasn't getting any mercy, just how she liked it.

"Fuck me alright. Fuck my dirty hole. Make it the shape of your cock. Then mark your territory like a beast."

"You're such a masochistic sow. It's like I'm fucking your brains out and turning you into a dumb bitch."

"Fuck my brains out. Keep fucking me."

I held her arms crossed and picked up the pace for the creampie. She really made a silly face when I did my damnedest to inseminate her.

"Keep as much of that inside as possible."

"Right, I should avoid a mess."

I didn't feel like pointing out the more obvious reason, since I spotted one of the nurses who were flirting with me before pass by, treating Katherina like she wasn't in an obscene state just because I'm involved. She was on a lunch break, so I took this opportunity to make a move.

"You wanted my cock, now here it is."

"Great, can I eat during? I need this lunch break."

"Sure. Just spread those legs and keep your upper body steady."

Getting her panties off would have been easier before she spread her legs but lesson learned. As I stuck it inside of her, she did a fairly good job of keeping steady, besides her bouncing tits. They must have been E-cups to do what they were doing in that uniform and her bra. I had to unbutton her and expose them. There they were, filled with men's hopes and dreams, so I went for a titfuck.

"Ooh, my breasts? Men do love these don't they? Are you going to cum with these? I just have my apple slices left, so I'll help out for a bit."

She rubbed my cock between her boobs like a champ. My precum starting helping lube them up, and I decided if I wasn't going to creampie her, I'd make this load interesting. I came all over her apple slices. She licked my tip clean for me, then proceeded to eat the cum glazed treats.

"This is a pretty good flavor pairing. I should get my husband to help pack them like this. You should share with the other nurses too."

"Oh, I intend to share as much of this with as many women as I can."

"Such a nice young man. Good luck to you."

That said, I was probably pushing it already. I really do need to find Rosie, if just for the performance enhancers. Really though, I did want to see her. I found her in gynecology, going there to see vaginas already on display and finding her among them.

"Everything's perfectly fine down here. I don't see any reason there would be complications."

"Even with my hips?"

"Girls with less have had incident free births under proper care. That said, if you're so concerned, why not wait a few years?"

"I don't know how long we'll be together before our circumstances separate us. If he continues doing what he's been doing, without even trying, he'll give me a memento of our time here, hopefully something that brings us together again someday."

"That's was romantic bordering on poetic. I hope you're choosing the path of no regrets."

"Now who's trying to be poetic? I'm not going to regret anything, whatever happens. It's not even like I'm actively trying to get knocked up. I'm just going with the flow, like the rest of my comrades, him included."

I hesitated to reveal myself. The lady gynecologist was about to greet me by name, when I kept her mouth occupied with my own, fondling her tit and ass. I set her back on the table just a curtain away from Rosie. She put her own feet on the stirrups as I teased her pussy through her panties.

"I'm about to get sexual with the son of one of my patients. I may well have meet you inside her on this very spot. The idea of things cumming, and I mean cumming full circle like this is my ultimate fantasy. Do it, no one will mind."

I didn't plan on this. I barely had a load left as is. I had to stall with foreplay. I opened her white coat and pulled down her panties, again her legs spread, this time by being in the position this was made to put her in. I used her own speculum to have a look see, because why not and she seemed to like it. She explained in clinical detail what to look for as signs of her arousal.

"How about I start by eating you out?"

"Yes, try making the alphabet with your tongue, I've heard that somewhere and I want to experience it."

I went with it, and she was loving what I was doing. I got hard again, so I was ready to go.

"You ready to be fucked?"

"Finally! I want you to go so wild inside me that I'll need my intern to check it and become envious as a result."

I enjoyed all the dirty talk in this place. It was fun imagining her intern getting fucked after she came in too, leading to a chain of women having to examine my work inside each other. Back in reality, she was practically hyperventilating between moans. When she told me she couldn't breath, I took it as the signal to finish in her. She tightened up as I came in her, when Rosie pulled the curtain and handed her an inhaler. I felt like an ass as I realized what happened, watching her using her inhaler to get past an asthma attack.

"Why didn't you mention you needed an inhaler?!"

"I didn't plan on sex, let alone a mind blowing orgasm."

"Thank you for the positive feedback, but then why warn me only at the last minute?"

"I have asphyxiophilia to be honest."

I figured out the word from context and breaking it down into its two parts.

"That is a fascinating combination of mental and physical conditions. You're basically primed to experience intense orgasms. Also, Robert, what are you doing here?"

"Besides the staff?"

"Obviously. No one minds you doing the staff of this hospital. Don't dodge the question."

"Well, I've been talking with the crew, and I've really come to understand how you all feel about me. Morganna even went so far as to invite me to join the crew, if I want."

"So you wanted to tell me the good news?!"

She embraced me, getting ahead of herself.

"Don't get so excited when I haven't even had time to think about it yet, let alone decide."

She tried to play it off to restore her dignity.

"Of course. A thing like this isn't to be taken lightly. You have to think about whether you want to stay in the middle of nowhere with the same things you've always known or join a lovely group of pirates on high seas adventure, exploring the world and experiencing more than you've ever dared to imagine."

"Rosie, I know how you feel. I was here since the end of your checkup. You're not alone in that feeling, and I'm not just talking about your crewmates. It's a choice between two sets of loved ones, with potentially years before any reunion."

"We're loved ones? All 12 of us or are you picking favorites, because I provide your boner pills, remember?"

"Don't go distracting yourself from the point just to keep yourself together."

"I'm fine. I get it. I..love..you..too!"

There she went, crying into my chest, joy or something else or both, and we were still bottomless for our respective reasons.

After getting dressed, we went to our respective homes. Morganna said they'll set sail in 4 days, regardless of what I do or when I do it. When I got home, Jeanne was still there, loitering on the coach, drinking a can of beer, wearing a midriff that said GAL on the front and a frilled skirt that doesn't even go down to her mid thigh. In her position, her panties were visible from most angles. She even stayed for lunch, during which she played footsie.

"I appreciate it, really, but why are you still here?Shouldn't you get back to your shipmates, at least tell them where you are?"

"It's fine. I see this as an opportunity, to spend time on land and hang out with you in your natural habitat."

"You're making yourself available for convenient sex that I don't even have to leave the house for, aren't you?"

"Well I never. Clearly all you can think of during any extended period of time around me is sex, but I like that about you, so I'll indulge you however you like."

Then, there was a knocking on the door. It wasn't locked, so it was opened and there was Michiko. Besides letting herself in she followed all the manners of entering a home, even formally introducing herself to mom before scolding Jeanne.

"So you have been imposing on his family. What are you thinking?"

"The same thing you are coming here. Except I've been more patient waiting for him to come on to me."

"Well then, I have the upper hand this time. Only a short time ago, he couldn't contain his desire for me and encouraged me to relieve it for him while I was meditating. He presented his manhood before I even opened my eyes."

"But I met his mom first."

"I never sullied myself with the seed of lesser men."

"Making you inexperienced in pleasuring men"

"I only need experience with him, which I'm ahead in."

"Hello Mrs. Flynn, I'm Kimberley. I brought fresh cooked fish for anyone interested."

"Thank you."

"I did mention having some of this for lunch."

Kimberley came in during the argument, unnoticed by those two until she introduced herself. I was watching them argue back and forth and I still noticed her. They had no excuse. They sat down for fish, and they started in on I what dubbed footsie/counter-footsie, a thought almost worth not having them working together on my crotch. Almost. Mom set up the ice breaker.

"So, a fishwoman. Never seen one around here before."

"Yeah, most tend to stay close to the intersection of the Grand Line and the Red Line. Our homeland is deep underwater there."

"That is fascinating."

It was. The idea of coming out all the way here and ending up in an East Blue crew. Even I knew you don't go from there to here unless you want an easier time of it. There's always a backstory.

"It's also the homeland of mermaids. If you're ever interested Robert, I could show it to you one day."

The other two clearly liked what they heard too, though most likely for a different reason than me. I started to think this was them buttering me up to get me on the ship. If it were that easy, I wouldn't need to think about it.

"That would be quite the trip. It would be a great deal of imposing for a round trip on a pirate ship. It would be months out of your way."

Here we go, the conversation that escalated the issue.

"I'm talking about on our journey. Eventually, when we're ready to take on the challenge as a crew, we go into the Grand Line from one end of the world, then it's there at the other end. Beyond that, the most challenging waters."

"You're saying he'd travel with you on your whole journey? When would he get back?"

"Optimistically, assuming we make it where we want to go without giving up or something else, whenever he's able to, if he wants to."

She trailed off the closer to the end she was.

"You're talking about him becoming a pirate aren't you?"

Jeanne breaks the awkward silence somewhat quickly.

"Like that's supposed to be a bad thing?"

"Generally, yes. It's why the World Government hunts them down, or places bounties to encourage others to do it."

"They can suck my clit! They're not exactly a bunch of goodie two-shoes themselves. If you had half an idea the kind of shit they get away with.."

"Jeanne, calm yourself. She's just a civilian. For them, corruption is rarely seen."

"He's as much a civilian. We still don't understand how he stood up to your crew, let alone how he could stand up to the authorities, or why."

"We're not sure either. It's like he just charmed his way into our good graces. Anyway, there are countless reasons not to submit to the World Government. Take it from someone who lived directly beneath their HQ, the closer you get to there, the more you see that there are far worse people in this world than even the most ruthless criminal, and they all live there."

Then came the real awkward silence. I hardly expected things to get so political. I finished my meal before commenting myself.

"Whatever I choose, I don't want my loved ones involved in a war."

With that, I went to my room, to be alone with my thoughts. Hours passed, when noise started up outside my door.

"No wait, you'll just make things worse."

"We didn't tell you so you could.."

"Shut up!"

Morganna came bursting in. Any concerns for the hinges went away when she lifted me by the collar.

"You seem to have gotten a bit of a misunderstanding from some of my crew's explanation of world politics. We're not out fighting the World Government, those are the revolutionaries. We're pirates. We do all the things you know we do, steal from those we think don't deserve what they got, and we stay at least one step ahead of the government so we can continue to do what it is that we do, no casualties on our part. The stronger you are, the more you're free to do. The only way we would be anywhere near something you'd call a war is if it's to rescue one of our own from certain doom. You're not even sure about us yet and let me tell you right here and now, that I would come for you even if you were on the gallows of Marine HQ itself. Just don't make me prove it."

She kissed me passionately, like all the fury that had me scared stiff a minute ago turned into white hot lust. Mom escorted the others to the opposite side of the door, which was still fully intact to my surprise. Some were disappointed not to be let in on what they knew was happening, but respected their captain's wishes, even in this circumstance.