Put it in her dirty ass

“Since my pussy is too dirty for you, I’ll let you put it in my ass,” Phoebe says. Still drunk and maybe concussed.

My friend’s wife is suggesting anal. I have to accept. I just have to be prepared. “Let’s do it in the shower in case there’s a mess.”

“You planning on fucking the shit out of me?”

God she’s so dirty! “Hopefully not literally,” I say.

“I’ll grab the lube from my room,” she says. “You’re in for the night of your life.”

With the way this night has gone so far, this could end up as the worst night of my life. The taste of her funk still lingers on my tongue. My body is still sore from the fall. I start to think fucking her ass will end up in disaster, but then I remember how good her ass looks in yoga pants. I have to try.

She comes out of her room with a big bottle of lube and a gold foiled condom. “I’m assuming this will fit you, right? Joey only buys the big size.”

I shrug, “We can always try.”

She walks past me and I smack her plump ass. She giggles, “That’s the spirit. I knew you wouldn’t pass up that offer. No guy ever does.”

“How many men have you had anal with?”

She scrunches her face, “I went through a phase my senior year of college. I became obsessed and couldn’t get enough of it.”

Oh god. How many men have fucked this woman’s ass!?

“I couldn’t even have sex unless I had a finger or dildo up my ass.” She smiles. “It’s crazy how much more attention you get when guys find out you love it in the butt. It’s like they’re secretly gay and want anal sex, but are afraid to try it with a man.”

“Having that much anal can’t be good for you.”

“It isn’t,” she says. “That’s why my doctor told me to stop.”

“What we’re doing is against doctor’s orders?”

“Luckily for you, I don’t follow the rules,” she strips herself naked.

Oh god. This is another warning that this is going to end horribly. I need to stop this.