Public Disorder

"Dove, for the next week, anytime someone greets you, unless it's a child, you'll enthusiastically respond with 'hello, I'm an incredible cock-sucker' Understand?"

Dove nodded.

"Any time some one says good bye to you, you will enthusiastically say 'goodbye, I'd love to lick your anus one day.' Understand?"

Dove nodded.

"Anytime you take a selfie or anyone else takes a photo of you, you'll orgasm. Understand?"

"Yes."

"Anytime you see the paparrazi, you'll turn your back to them, give yourself a wedgie, slap your ass as hard as you can, then look over your shoulder and shout 'I love butt sex!' Understand?"

Dove nodded.