Psyche! Swerve her!

"Pftt!" you let out a harsh laugh as you change course. Playing the knight in shining armor is boring! "Girl, please. Are you out here LARPing or something? You gotta be kidding me."

"Wh- what?" Mimi stammers and blushes. Her hands ball up into little fists. "Y-you..."

"Look, little Disney princess, I came here because the adults here had some **** they ordered. So, if we're all done being five years old, let's quit wasting time and get down to it."

Your retort makes the skinny brunette smirk, and you think the petite girl dressed like a schoolgirl slut just bit her lip flirtatiously at you. Mimi, the blonde and big-booty sweatpants girl, however, don't respond well to this flipping of the script.

"You jerk..." Mimi mutters to herself.

"C'est la vie," the brunette girl laying on the table breathes dramatically.

"Let's get this party started!" the slutty petite school girl shouts.