Promise her that you'll have a drink later.

"I'll have one later, I promise! I'm just... kind of a lightweight, so I wanna take it easy on the drinking...."

She sets the mug down on the coffee table.

"Sure, no pressure!" She says with a smile.

Looking past Sarah, you see a scantily-clad musclebound woman wearing a skimpy two-piece bikini adjusting her thong as she walks past the hallway from the backyard pool.

Sarah sees you looking and turns, seemingly surprised anyone else would be in the room. Her face turns sour and the other girl blushes with embarrassment.

"Well since you don't wanna drink, how about I introduce you to my roommates? They're super cool, I promise."

Without giving you a chance to respond, she grabs you by the arm and pulls you along to where her friend is standing.

"This is Jessica...."

"Hey, you!" She smiles sweetly with a wave.

"Yo Jess, you know where everyone else is?"

"Hmm... oh! Oh yeah, they're downstairs, playing pool or something."

"Cool, thanks. I'm just gonna introduce him to everybody then show him around. Ok?"

Jessica nods. "Got it."

Sarah tugs your hand and leads you through the hallway. You turn right before the main door and head down a narrow hallway that leads to a set of stairs. Walking down, you can hear the sound of two other women laughing and making small talk.

"Hey girls, it's me! This is the new boy at our campus, remember?"

"Sup," says the girl dressed all in black, not looking away from the billiards table while she puffs on her cigarette.

The goth chick is my roommate Veronica. If she seems like she's kind of a bitch... it's 'cause she is.

Veronica responds with a middle finger, again not looking up from her game. She's dressed in a long band t-shirt and fishnets leading down to black combat boots. Her face is pierced through her lip, eyebrow, nose and left ear, and you can make out intricate tattoos underneath the fishnets on her arms. Her hair is, predictably, also black, but with red accents and cut short, with one half being shaved.

"And the little ball of sunshine who's losing is Amy. Say hi, Amy!

"Hiya!" she says sweetly with a smile.

Amy is wearing nothing a yellow summer dress with pictures of daisies on it. Her chestnut brown hair reaches down to her bare shoulders, and her toes are painted the color of sunshine.

You stand there awkwardly and give a meek wave. Amy gives you a big, warm smile before turning back to her game. A few moments later, Jessica walks back in. She's still wearing her two-piece thong bikini, now completely dried out with her dark hair pulled into a ponytail. After stepping inside, she turns around and locks the door.

"Uh...." you start.

Sarah's friendly tone suddenly changes. "Right, well, enough playing around girls... Get him!"

Panic sets in as the back into a corner with the three roommates slowly closing in on you.

"Just don't go anywhere now, okay?" Amy starts. "Trust me, it won't be that bad...."

"Yeah, right!" says Veronica.

"Shut up and grab him!" says Sarah, standing by the door.

You just now realize that you're almost a foot shorter than everyone in the room. You don't know what the hell's going on, but you know it can't be good, and so yor first instinct is to get as far away as possible. But that's not going to be easy, considering the three tall women closing in on you....