Probably not your new boss…

You just stare at the screen. How much did they see. You rub your eyes and see a redheaded lady on the screen with a mix of surprise and disappointment on her face.

“Uh, hello!” You quickly settle yourself in your seat and straighten up. “I’m…”

“I know, I read your resume and connected to your open video conference,” she shakes her head.

“I…uh…” You stammer. “I have a diverse background…”

“…Stop. Why do you think you are getting a job from me after I just caught you masturbating on camera?” She stares at you.

“Uh…well…” you try to think quickly. It dawns on you! “I mean, if you were truly offended you would have just left the call. So let’s chalk it up to the fact that everyone messes up once, and I’m getting mine out of the way before I’m even hired.”

The lady’s jaw kind of drops a little. The words are on the tip of her tongue and she just can’t get them out. She coughs lightly. “Damn. I’ve visually walked into a lot of embarrassing situations, as it were, during my time doing video interviews. Nobody has ever tried to get the job after that. I think you have me beat. Or I guess you beat yourself…” she snickers, with a hand motion like she’s jerking off. You perv at her large jiggly breast wobbling due to her arm motion.

“No! I did not!” You shout back.

“Oh yeah…? Oh…oh gosh…look at you…”

You stood up and turned around in a flash of indignation. Your butt stretched wide around that soda bottle made you feel so proud. You aren’t just some perv whacking it in your down time. You have class…you have talent! You sway your hips slightly and look over your shoulder. The lady is wide-eyed!

“If I have the talent and work ethic to get something this big inside me, you have to *know* I’m not a quitter!”

“That…that makes sense now…you asked to be filled with cum…”

“Not filled—“

“—until you are visibly…Ahem. I’m Melody, by the way. I’m going to email you an offer. It’s a remote work gig. We will get you set up with a WFH office. Review it and e-sign, and I’ll see you next week.”

The video call ends, and you quickly sign off hurriedly before someone else connects. You check your email and see the offer…WOW! You can afford your bot in no time now! You e-sign and pump your fist in victory!