Private Mila Kunis

John looked Mila over.

"Mila, when I snap my fingers, you will believe yourself to be a soldier and me as your commanding officer. You will do anything I ask with a hearty 'Sir, yes, sir!' as your response."

John woke Mila up and she sprang to attention and saluted him.

"Sir!" she said in a booming voice. "Private Kunis reporting for duty, sir!"