Alex sits back down at his desk.

SS: i'm sorry for freaking out, i didn't mean to offend you guys or anything, its just.. its just crazy, okay?

CI: This is why we aren't allowed to talk to humans, so don't worry about it, it's expected.

SS: you aren't? then why did you reveal this to me? who'll get you in trouble? can all body parts talk?

UC: Nah, just arms and feet!

UC: To pick apart your rapid-fire question barrage, its a lot to unpack at once! But you don't need to worry about that either.

UC: Long story short, we limbs can talk to each other and have our own space to do it when we "go to sleep", its pretty neat over there!

SS: huh.

SS: so like a secret limb society?

UC: You got it! >:)

SS: okay, i'm sorry for asking so many questions, but i have a few more.

CI: We're prepared to answer them, so shoot.

SS: why do you hide the fact you're sentient in the first place?

SS: like.

SS: why can't we just talk?

CI: At this point, it's too late to reveal that. We've always been silently "talking" in the background of your mind, but humans learn to tune that out from birth.

CI: Same way you subconsciously ignore when we type on your phone.

SS: huh.

SS: then why did you wait till now to talk?

UC: Well, our whole role is protecting humans and making sure they don't get hurt! That's why you jump back when you touch a hot stove!

CI: Or regain your balance when you start tripping.

UC: And, this is the kind of problem we can only solve with words!

SS: i have a problem?

UC: Yeah! A pretty big one!

CI: A lifestyle problem.

SS: i mean.. i guess you're right. i didn't use to be this drowsy.

UC: That's why we we need to go to the uppin' beach again, you loved it right?

SS: wish i could. . m .

SS: i'm so sorry, but like.

SS: i can't go back again!

CI: Is it because life gets in the way, Alex?

SS: if you're my feet, then you were there!

SS: don't you remember what happened last time?

UC: We do. <: (

CI: Yeah...

A/N: If you've managed to read this far, thanks a lot for giving a crap about my writing, man. I know it isn't exactly "erotica" so far, but I was just magnetized to the premise, and I wanted to use it as a means for character exploration and development. I hope you'll enjoy Alex and his feet's story as I update this.