Grow Some Balls

I took another few seconds to clear my throat again, since the last time an attractive woman asked me something, my reply came out a few pitches too high..

"......Umm, yeah! I mean, sure. Of course.... Do you want to get together.. sometime, and I'll help you study a bit?"

She frowned a bit, I frowned more.

"Well, since we have a big test coming up soon, I was thinking more like just letting me copy off of you and, yeah.." I only considered telling her to find someone else for a few seconds before I realized that she'd have to sit right next to me to copy off of me, and at that moment her perfume already had me in a trace.

"I.. I, okay. Yeah, I don't mind. That sounds good."

"Thanks! ....uhm...."

"John"

"I owe you one." She said before giving me a smile and a quick hug. I was too stunned to do anything accept stand there wide eyed and smiling. My moment of bliss ended with the sudden arrival of her boyfriend from the hallway. He never broke his glare at me as he walked up the stairs to her side.

"I'll see you later then." She called to me after kissing her boyfriend hello and taking off. He stayed a few seconds to let his point sink in.

"Watch it, fuckface. She's mine, and she's way too hot for you."

Suddenly balls grew out of nowhere and I said the worst thing I could have possibly said..

"Then why is she asking me for help instead of you."

His face flashed red with rage and I knew I was standing on the edge of a fist to the face but luckily his better half called him to come follow her to her locker. He obediently agreed, saying "Be right there, Sara."