A very important one.

Her kangaroo mask slipped off as she turned to shake me, and I saw her actual visage underneath. Sunken green eyes, a licentious grin, and unkempt brown hair framed a face I knew I’d seen someplace before. Wait... This was that girl from the Karate dojo across from Pizza Galaxy! The creepy one who just stares at me whenever I’m at the counter.

This at least explained why she’s so strong, but I didn’t know her name, or why she’d go out of her way to humiliate me like this.

Just as soon as I realized the identity of the woman who publicly stripped me, she stopped staring at my crotch, snapped the mask back over her face, and knocked me swiftly to my bare ass— taking the opportunity to flee when I was getting back up. But once I was back on my feet, something cold and hard on my wrist stopped me from taking another step toward that perverted karate creep. I tried to run, but it wasn’t happening.

“Hey!” I shouted, looking back to see the hand of a man that was much taller, and much beefier than me locking my arm into a pair of handcuffs.

Goddammit. I was being arrested!? I was the one chasing after a perverted thief!