Too late: the crime alert goes off!

An alarm started to ring throughout the Tower as red lights blared in every room. The Titans jumped in surprise at the sound before groaning at it's meaning.

"Oh no!" Beast Boy lamented. "Not a crime alert now!"

"What the hell is that noise?!" Blackfire screamed over the sound.

"It is the crime alert!" Starfire said. "It tells us when a supervillain is attacking the city!"

"We have to stop this game now!" Robin said. "Titans, retrieve your costumes!"

"No, Robin!" Starfire argued. "If you do so, we will be **** to repeat the challenge!"

Raven placed her hands on her friend's shoulders. "Star, listen to me: We. Can't. Fight. Crime. Naked!"

"Why not, friend Raven?" The alien innocently asked. "Why does your Earth culture despise the bare body so much?"

"Star, doing this would damage the Titans' reputation as heroes," Robin explained. "We'd be seen as deviants or sex maniacs."

"Can't we just call a break and put, like, a towel on? Or underwear?" Beast Boy asked.

Starfire huffed and turned away. "If you cannot appreciate the customs of my people, then I question why I am on this team!"

"Oh, come on Star! That's ****!" Robin said.

Starfire kept her nude backside on her friends. There was no option but to fight the villain naked or risk losing a teammate.

"Fine, fine!" Robin groaned. "Let's just find a way there and try to stay hidden until we can figure something out!"

Starfire instantly regained her mood and hugged her boyfriend. "Glorious!"

Beast Boy look at Raven, expecting her to explode. "Raven, if you want, you can stay -"

She quickly pressed a finger against his lips. "Beast Boy...you are NEVER to speak of what is about to happen. Understand?"

Beast Boy nodded dumbly. Raven prepared to teleport the group when Blackfire spoke up. "Hey! What about me?!"

Beast Boy transformed into an elephant and sprayed Blackfire down with a blast of water. The boys found it hard not to stare at the alien's wet glistening skin as she pushed her hair out of her eyes. "Gee, thanks a lot," she said sarcastically.

Raven cast her teleportation spell, taking the five away from the Tower into the city.