Gym

“Welcome back and the scores are currently the Red Team leading on 190 and the Blue Team on 85,” explained Jimmy, “Now you’re probably wondering where everyone is, well they’re outside of course on the playing fields and through the magic of television I can join them now”

The camera cuts to Jimmy again this time stood in the centre of a very muddy field “That’s right Jimmy, now as you can see this is a football field, or at least it used to be before it got a little muddy” Jimmy was understating it a bit as the field looked like it was all mud and there wasn’t a single piece of visible grass. “All the girls are going to do is play football, nice simple 4 a-side football, with just a couple of rule changes.” The camera pulls back revealing all 8 girls wearing colour coded football tops and black shorts”

“Firstly the goals themselves are proportional to the points scored by the teams thus far,” Turning to the girls he mockingly says, “That means that the Red Team have a far bigger goal to aim for than the Blue Team, secondly the teams are slightly hampered by their ankles being tied together with only 2 foot of give, so they’ll find it hard it keep upright never mind score and the final change is we play strip rules, 1st goal conceded, you are down to your bras, 2nd and you’re down to your knickers, the third goal in the back of your net means you lose. I’m looking forward to this one!”

The girls were finding it hard going trudging through the mud with their ankles tied, they probably wouldn’t have been able to get the ball moving anywhere if it wasn’t for the fact that it was so light it was practically a beach ball and floated on top of the mud. All eight girls were spending more time on the ground than they were vertical until it was hard to tell the 8 brown figures apart. With the goals so different in size, the fact that the first goal was scored by the Reds didn’t come as any surprise.

The Blue Team removed their tops to reveal matching blue bikini tops, which were still relatively clean, which simply served to emphasise their assets even further. Their chests weren’t clean for long as the game restarted, as just as before the Red Team scored an easy goal. This time the Blue team removed their shorts to reveal high cut blue thongs, which offered absolutely no protection against the cold mud.

Even without being able to see their faces it became obvious that the Blue Team had given up and it only took another minute before the Red Team finished the game for good with another easy goal.