Maths

“Now girls”, Jimmy explained as a podium containing cream pies was placed centre stage, “It’s time to see if any of you are able to count, the rules are quite simple, you come to the podium in pairs, I ask a simple maths question, If you answer correctly, then you pie your opponent who is eliminated and you go to the back of the line, if you answer wrong the opposite happens and if neither girl can think of a number you both pie each other, you get 10 points for every correct answer with the winning team getting a further 50 points”

Natalie and Laura were the first up, Natalie getting the correct answer and pieing Laura straight in the face, Kerry got the next one wrong and took a pie on top of her head from Amy for her troubles, Mary getting the same from her opponent Kelly before both Sarah & Shelly failed to come up with an answer leading to a joint pieing. Sarah decided to try and play nice and just grazed Shelly with her pie but Shelly simply grinned mischievously and smashed her pie into Sarah’s face.

For the Blue Team there was Amy & Kelly reaming facing Natalie of the Red Team. Natalie got the first question right and slowly smushed the pie all over Amy’s head laughing. Kelly didn’t do any better guessing wrong on the final question, this time Natalie reached round and planted the pie on the back of Kelly’s skirt.

“To be fair”, said Jimmy, “we didn’t specify where you had to pie the loser. So with the scores, 90 to the Reds and 30 to the Blues, we’ll let the girls get cleaned up and see you after the break for our Biology lesson