Chatty Cafe

“Really? A coffee date?” Regina asked as she took a seat at the table. “That’s why we came out here?”

“Oh don’t be like that,” I said as I stretched, looking around for Rose. “It’s a lovely day out, so a coffee date isn’t too bad to start out with.”

“Well, yeah, but you’ve already seen her and I naked. Why all this fussing around?” Regina groaned, resting her head on the table. “At least the baristas here are cute.”

“Just keep your eyes out for Rose,” I said, leaning my head back and breathing in the fresh air. The whiffs of creamers and coffee grounds was something I really needed in the afternoon. Just a nice little pick-me up.

Regina stuck her tongue out to express her complaints at the situation. I do have to admit, she has a specific charm to her when she’s dressed more modestly, though I really had to fight with her this morning to get her into a nice blue blouse with loose smokey gray slacks. Though, I did lose the fight to get her to wear a bra under that, so points to both of us.

“Can I get you anything?” a barista asked, her cheery smile a nice warmth for today.

“Three Coffee Con Leches please,” I said, giving her a smile back.

“And I wouldn’t mind a nicer view of that ass of yours,” Regina said, not so subtly trying to size up the barista. I was seconds away from giving her a firm smack, but something about her charm made the barista giggle and give a little ass wiggle as she left to get our orders. “Heh, still got it.”

“Okay, you’re going to have to behave yourself more out in public,” I scolded her once the barista was out of earshot. “There’s already talk of our outing appearance from last night. You’re lucky that I remembered to change your hair and skin,” I said, gesturing to her now cotton candy pink hair and tan skin.

“Don’t forget about these,” Regina said, sitting up and pushing together her E cups that she insisted that I give her.

I rolled my eyes, trying not to stare when I noticed what a bunch of others were staring at. I mean, it was hard not to stare at the massive tits that were attached to Rose as she walked. She had a sway in her steps, likely still trying to get used to the huge hungolomghnonoloughongous that I gave her. Despite all the eyes on her, she took a seat across from me and Regina.

“Well, I didn’t expect to hear back from you so quickly,” Rose said, attempting to cross her arms over her chest, but after struggling for a bit, she put them under her boobs, boosting them up even larger. “Miss me that much?”

It took me a few seconds of staring at her tits to snap back to reality. “Ack! No! Just… I wanted to see how you were doing with the new improvements,” I said in a hushed tone as I could feel my face starting to get a little flustered.

Rose chuckled at me. “I decided to set up a few snaps to tease those internet payboys and damn, the money was already starting to come in.” Rose looked so proud of herself, despite how comically large her G, nearly H, cups were.

“Well, I can’t blame them,” Regina purred as the barista returned with our order. Regina took full time that the barista stopped and stared at Rose’s huge tits to admire the barista’s ass, but thankfully restrained herself enough to only look and not touch.

“Is there anything I can tit you- I mean, get you?” the barista asked, blushing slightly at her little slip.

“Nah, I think that’s about it. Thanks doll,” Regina said, winking at the barista. The barista blushed more and headed off to other tables, a little more pep in her step.

“You know I’m right here, right?” Rose asked, lightly kicking Regina as she took a coffee. She stirred her coffee a little before putting the spoon on the table, it clattered somewhat loudly.

“Well yeah, but did you see the ass on her? Damn, I’d love to dig into that,” Regina said as she idly took a sip of her coffee, stirring it with a spoon as well before letting that clatter on the table.

“Hey, behave yourselves,” I said, putting my hand on the table and letting the Ring subtly hit the table. “We don’t need to get in trouble for public indecency.”

“You’re right,” Regina said, taking a sip. “Let’s go make it private.”

“Ugghhh,” I groaned as I put my face into my hands. It figures that I would get stuck with a sex fanatic as my sidekick. “And hey, stop playing around with those spoons!”

“We aren’t doing that.”

I lifted up my head to look at the table, seeing the forks on the table all clattering around wildly. The three of us just stared in surprise, then I noticed that it was happening at the other tables as well. “What is…?” Then, all the forks flew out towards the street. I turned towards the rest of the cafeteria as I saw a cloud of forks flying through the air. “Duck!” I shouted as everyone got their heads down.

I tilted my head to see what was causing this strange phenomenon when I saw a man with spiky hair standing in the street. All the forks were converging to him, surrounding him in a swirling cloud.

“Who the hell is that?” Regina asked, still idly sipping her coffee as if all the forks nearby didn’t just suddenly swarm towards a man.

“What makes you think I know?” I replied back to her before looking to see if Rose was alright. Thankfully, she was.

“MWAHAHAHA!” The man with the fork cloud laughed loudly as he began to approach the cafe. “Now, if no one wants to get hurt, you’ll do exactly what I say! Everyone on the ground!”

Everyone in the cafe quickly got down to the ground, except for Regina, who continued to sip her coffee. “Man, this good.” She didn’t seem bothered at all by the threat of the man.

“Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I said get down on the ground unless you want to be full of holes!” The man raised his hand, all of the forks around him aiming their prongs towards Regina.

“Regina! Get on the ground,” I hissed at her, but she seemed to not care at all.

“Look, Forkface, if you want a coffee, just wait to pay for it. I highly recommend the Coffee Con Leche,” Regina said, raising up her cup.

“That’s it! This is what you get for trying to be a hero!”

“HALT!” The man was about to launch all the forks at Regina when someone cried out.

I turned my head, eyes-wide to see one of the Legendary 12!