Something new

John sat down at an outdoor cafe and ordered a drink. He also looked up Scarlett Johansson and Kylie Jenner on the Internet and found something surprising.

Scarlett had been replaced by some random woman John had never seen or heard of before, but this woman had the same name as Scarlett and acted in all the same movies.

Kylie, meanwhile, had actually been replaced by the six year old. Everything Kylie owned went to the kid, which John found amusing. It seems the unoverse had adjusted itself to account for the swaps John had made.

As John finished his drink, and began to eat his sandwich, he saw singer Dua Lipa and actress Alexandra Daddario walking down the street. John had a fun idea. He swapped Dua with the sandwich and Alexandra with the drink. The two women now sat in chairs across frim him, but his food remained there as well.

"Are you ready to use us sir?" Dua asked.

"We were made especially for you," Alexandra added.

John wondered what all they would do for him.