Far from it

Author note: I write by impulse. This chapter may not be fully PC or appropriate but this is what was pinging around my head and I needed to write it down. Sorry if it offends.

Pat didn't find himself in any strange bodies for the next couple days. However a post work drink got weird. Pat met with a few people after work at a local resturant. Sure it was lunch time for most but for this crew 1pm was 5pm. Sitting at the table everyone ordered a drink and snack of some sort. The need to pee eventually falls over our hero. He excuses himself and walks toward the bathroom. He turns left and enters. As soon as the door shuts, a warmth takes his body again. Pat is too worried about what he will do, that he doesn't notice his now feminizing arm reaching up and locking the door. He hears a toilet flush and Pat is met face to face with an older woman.

"You alright young lady?" she asks.

Pat feels his vocal chords tighten as the warmth fades. "Uh no." he says in his surprisingly innocent voice that pitch shifts up mid sentence. He looks the woman up and down getting a glimpse at himself. A small petite woman in flowing dress this time.

"You seem nervous. Are you sure?" the woman asked drying her hands.

Before Pat knew it he was fiddling with the front of his dress with a familiar feeling in the front.

"Oh dear. You must be.... I can help if you need." she says ushering Pat toward the handicap stall. He looks down at a full erection. "_Wait. If I have that. Am I...?" _His train of thought is cut off by the woman asking "First time in a public woman's room?" Pat feels himself nod. "Well need to relieve yourself in more ways then one I'm guessing. It's okay." she says taking his hand. Her other hand slips under the hem of the dress and finds his dick. She teases a bit before letting go entirely. "Wait this will help." she says dropping her pants. In the blink of an eye, Pat is thrusting into the cougar against the wall. His temporary small tits going wild as they both moan. "Finish in me." she hisses. Pat feels his orgasm building faster with that. The dam breaks and Pat lets loose a small orgasm into the woman who immediately shutters in pleasure. The woman quickly cleans herself and says "Now listen sweetie. I manage a 21 clothing store around the corner. Next outfit on me." with a wink before leaving. Pat surprisingly stays in the form until leaving the bathroom. Nobody notices the man leaving the women's room.