Belly (Overweight)

You made it all the way into your 30s and you still can't seem to lose that gut. It's not huge, but it definitely puts you in the "Big and Tall" section in most mainstream stores. You try not to let it bother you.

Your examination isn't over just yet. It's been awhile since you've taken a good look at your own dick. You feel weird about it but surely every guy takes time to check up on their "soldier". You get in the right position so you can see it all in the mirror and...