The date

Julian was at the door. He wore a pair of khaki pants and a blue polo. He also had a bunch of daisies. "Hi, Katie, I can see you're not ready. Here," he thrust the daisies at her.

"Tell him the smell of daisies makes you horny then take a big whiff," said the voice.

"The smell of daisies makes me horny," said Katie. Then she took a big whiff of the daisies. "I'll finish getting read. Have a seat in the living room."

Katie ran back to her room, she threw the daisies on her bed. She finished rinsing the shampoo.

"Tease your hair up BIG and lots of slutty looking make up," said the voice.

"Fuck you!" said Katie, but she did as she was told. Soon she looked like a Dallas hooker. She put on her leather outfit but was told no underwear.

She went downstairs.

Julian sprang off the couch. "Wow, you look so hot!" he said.

Katie couldn't believe it, but she could see Julian getting an erection under his pants. "Loser," she thought.

"Appologize for being late. Tell him your were masturbating in the shower as you thought about him."

"I'm sorry for being late," said Katie though she did everything not to, "but I was masturbating in the shower while I thought about you." She wanted to vomit.

"Seriously," said Julian growing nervous. "Um, wow...I never knew. Um...shall we go?"

"Sure," said Katie.

Soon they were in Julian's 1984 Ford driving to the restaurant.