I'm a student

"Very good Alan," he continues "now tell me a little something about yourself, what was your job for example?"

"I, I'm a student." You say memories of receiving your acceptance letter flooding back to you. Hanging out with your friends in cramped dorm rooms and crowded bars. Attending lectures half-dead from your hangover, good times, "About halfway through my second year at State University."

"Ah my old Alma Mata," his clinical detachment slips just enough to allow a whistful sigh before he continues "Now you are making excellent progress Alan I just have one more question for you. Now think carefully before you answer and tell me...."