An ogre grandma

“Yeah, and don’t come back!” Kim yelled at the apparition while rubbing her sore butt cheeks. “I wonder why it ran away...” She turned her head and found out why. A monstrous old lady was sitting cross-legged on the room. With green skin, horns, and a head bigger than Kim’s whole body, the creature looked like an ogre. An ogre dressed up as a grandma and with more makeup on her face than Kim owned on her home. The deliverywoman got paralyzed with fear.

“Lost, young lady? The baths are three doors to the left.”

“Oh my gosh. Please don’t eat me!”

“Hmm?” The monstrous woman put on her glasses. She bent over to take a good luck at Kim, who closed her eyes and whimpered. “Oh my, you are a human ...this is no place for your kind.”

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to come here. I was delivering pizzas and then a ghost chased me into here. I only want to get out. Please don’t eat me!”

“I stopped eating humans centuries ago; they are bad for the heart. Hmmm, If you want to return to your world, you should talk to Morpheus, he is the lord of this castle. He should know how to go back to the mortal realm...”

“Castle? What!? Where am I? Where is this Morpheus guy?”

“On the top floor, obviously. I believe there are some stairs at the baths...”

“O-ok. I’ll leave immediately.” What did kind of nonsense did Kim get into now? She pinched herself to make sure she wasn’t dreaming. No, it was real. Or at least it felt real. Either way, she had to get out of there!

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“Out?”

“We aren’t done, young lady. You think you can barge in unannounced and disrespect an elderly woman just like that?”

“Huh? Disrespect? Whoa!” The ogre pulled Kim closer with her enormous hands.

“That’s right. You didn’t let me finish. You didn’t bow to me; didn’t address me with an honorific; didn’t give me an offering, and didn’t even ask how my day was. And the worst of all, you come here without a stitch of clothing. Are all humans perverts now? Maybe I ought to start eating them again.”

Kim suddenly grew very self-aware. She remembered that she wasn’t wearing any clothes and attempted to hide it as best she could. “I-I’m no pervert. It’s not like I want to be naked...”

“Uh-huh. Then tell me. Who stripped you of your clothes?”

“Well ...technically it was me, but-whoa!” The ogre bent Kim over by pinning her in-between her fingers; she then used another finger to swat her bottom. “Ow!”

“I will teach you some manners; just like me grandmamma used to teach me.”

“Ow! Please stop! Ouch! I learned my lesson. Ow! Why is everyone here after my poor butt? Ouch!”

The door slid open. A pale woman entered the room. “ …Found you …I’ll take it from here, Lady Kerhs.” The spanking stopped. Kim gulped. Was this how her life was going to end? Killed by a ghost after getting spanked by an ogre and a perverted poltergeist? At least her obituary will be unique.

“…Harako. Did you let this intruder enter our castle?” The ogre released Kim and approached the ghost.

“… It was an accident. …It will not happen- whoa!” The ogre grabbed the creepy woman just like she had done with Kim; she lifted her dress and began spanking her pale behind “Ow!”

“I’ll teach you to do your job properly!”

“…Ow! Stop! …Ow! Please! …Ow!”

While this happened, Kim sneaked out of the room. That had been a painful experience, and embarrassing too. She wasn’t sure which of her cheeks were glowing brighter, the ones on her face or the ones on her rump. In any case, it was all behind her. She had to focus on her new goal. Time to find Morpheus? Nah, time to open the window and get the hell out of dodge.

The naked woman managed to pry open the window. She climbed on the sill and her heart all but stopped. The forest she came from was gone, she was atop a steep mountain; a precipice stretched under her feet. Kim returned to the building. She paced around in circles. “Ok, Kimmy, we are not in Kansas anymore, not that we were in the first place …Jumping of the window is suicide. Maybe if I go back, I can sneak past that snake?” The naked girl looked around. The hallway was a lot longer than she remembered. With a multitude of doors and interconnected passages, it seemed more like a maze than anything else now. She couldn’t recognize the door where she came from; they all looked the same. “Great. Guess I have to find this Morpheus fellow after all.”