Identical Crompton Triplets

As I left my apartment I saw one of the Crompton triplets coming down the hall. They were identical and took great pride in making everyone guess who is who. In fact they had told me that if I could match the right name to the right girl she would go out on a date with me. Though I had tried many times I had never won. A couple of times I suspected that they lied, but I couldn't prove it.

As the 5' 10 " lady with curly dark brown hair walked towards her door, her 36 C breasts bouncing with every step within the light blue silk top, she suddenly walked into me shoving me back into my door knob. I cried out in pain as she turned away with a smile. Her short denim skirt flared up a bit and her dark blue high heels clomped over to her door. She looked into her purse for her key paying me no more attention.

From her attitude I guessed it must be Mandy. She was always the one with the temper, while Candy always seemed happy and feather brained and their sister, Sandy, was always cool and calm in a dominating kind of way.

"You must be Mandy." I said with triumph in my voice.

"Well even dorks can get lucky after all you have a three in one chance of getting it right." She said cursing her purse and the missing key.

"So when do you want to go on the date? It can just be for coffee or something. If you like we could make it a real date and I can"

"Shut up go back to the rock you crawled out from and leave me alone. I don't feel like jerking your chain today. Try back tomorrow maybe lighting will strike twice or just strike you. If you don't I will scream ****." Mandy said interrupting me.

Well you can't say I didn't try to give her a chance. So without a second thought I aimed the DNA redesigner at her and fired.