first things first

Jordan thought for a moment, then said, "I've seen and read too many of these wish things, so my first wish is that all of my wishes go exactly as I want them to."

"Wow," I thought, "I wish I had thought of that!"

"OK, Master, that is a very intelligent wish. It is yours." I felt a rush as if a gale **** wind went through my body in a microsecond.

"Good," said Jordan. "My second wish is that I had a body like a champion Tae Kwon Do athlete."

"Granted," I said and the rush came again. Jordan's body instantly changed to become well toned.

"This is so cool!" said Jordan. "I wish that when my penis is erect, it's 11 inches long!"

"Done."

"I wish that I could orgasm any time I wanted and only when I wanted!" said Jordan, really getting into this.

"Done."

"I wish that when my semen touches a woman, it gives her the greatest orgasm of her life!"

"Done!"

"I wish that when I ejaculate, I immediately regenerate a full load of semen!"

"Done!" I was starting to get a thrill too granting all this.

"OK, I now wish that only I could see or hear you and we could communicate telepathically," said Jordan.

"Done,"

"Finally, for now, I wish that I could get people to do and believe whatever I say."

"Done!"

"Great," said Jordan, "now where should we try this out, or maybe WE could try this out!"