Chris finds the book

Chris stormed out midway through his english class. He started walking around the poorer more scummy areas of town where his house was located. He was FUMING!!! How could that fucker snitch on him.

As he was walking around he hit a solid object on the ground that made him trip fall on his ass and fart. As he got back up he looked at the object. It was a very large BOOK!!!!. It looked like there was sewer water and even some shit on it.

It had tons of engravings plastered all over it. This looks disgusting he thought to himself. Even for chris this was to much.

Even though he wanted to leave there was a strange feeling that made him want to open the piss and shit covered book. He gave in and picked the book up. And as he held it in is hands he fled a SUDDEN rush go to his head.

Holy shit how did I think this magnificent beauty was disgusting he thought. His hands were covered in shit by this point. He proceeded to open the book.