Pre-credit Scene

The door opens and we see Darrin getting back home from work.

DARRIN: -Honey, I’m home!

We hear Samantha’s voice:

SAM: -Darrin, is that you?

DARRIN: -Sweetheart, where are you?

We see Samantha’s head appear from behind the sofa.

SAM: -Hi darling.

DARRIN: -What are you doing there, honey?

SAM: -Hmmm… I have a bit of a situation going on. Please don’t panic, ok?

DARRIN: -Sure, baby… What happens?

We then see Samantha come out from behind the sofa, revealing that she is totally naked from head to toe. She looks a bit embarrassed but doesn’t cover up in front of her husband. Her vulva is fully covered by blonde pubes, in the fashion of the 1960s.

DARRIN (totally panicking): -Aaaaaah!

SAM: -I asked you not to panic…

DARRIN (speechless): -What? Why? What…?

SAM: -Remember my cousin Serena? The evil one? Well, she says mom has a magic hat that belonged to a common ancestor of both, and she claims it’s rightfully hers. Long story short, Serena needs it and wants to **** mom to give it to her. So she came here and cursed me until mom accepts to give her the damn hat. I am to remain completely naked until she undoes the spell.

DARRIN: -What are you talking about, darling? Here, have my jacket.

As he says these words, Darrin takes off his jacket and places it around Samantha’s shoulders. Immediately, the fabric turns to dust.

SAM: -See? It happens all the time. I tried getting dressed, and even wrapping myself in a towel or blanket… But as soon as it touches my skin, everything vanishes.

DARRIN: -Oh no… What are we going to do?

SAM: -Don’t worry… Mom will give her the hat. She would never leave me like that. I tried to contact her but she’s nowhere to be found. As soon as I see her…

DARRIN: -No, Sam, you don’t understand… I invited Larry and Louise for dinner tonight. They will be here soon!

Just then, the doorbell rings.

The "Bewitched" theme sounds and opening credits roll.